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#151898 - 04/19/03 11:48 AM Yearly Physicals
dbdoberman Offline
An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample."

The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells, "WHAT? What did he say? What's he want?"

His wife yells back, "He needs your underwear."

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#151899 - 04/19/03 12:11 PM Re: Yearly Physicals
NYgal Offline
DO NOT wear underware. laugh
Or do not take wife along. eek

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#151900 - 04/19/03 12:11 PM Re: Yearly Physicals
klcman Offline
oh great - and I just had my annual
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But then what do I know, I am but a mere caveman

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#151901 - 04/19/03 12:18 PM Re: Yearly Physicals
dbdoberman Offline
don't worry that ya had to leave your underwear, klc, one less thing to pack for AC! haha wink

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#151902 - 04/19/03 12:37 PM Re: Yearly Physicals
o jackie Offline
That is a very sick joke!!!!

hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahhahaahhaahhahaha laugh

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#151903 - 04/19/03 01:19 PM Re: Yearly Physicals
dbdoberman Offline
hey now! it might have been tasteless, but it wasn't sick! wink

it was a slow morning in here, it gave me sumtin to do haha! Plus I am trying to hook me a Bill Thornton with this one!

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#151904 - 04/19/03 01:55 PM Re: Yearly Physicals
Danl & the Boop Offline
I'm not sure tasteless is a word I would use on this thread :p
Yuk, Yuk, Yuk, Yuk, Yuk, laugh Yuk,
Hohohohohohohoho laugh

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