A woman goes to Walmart to buy a rod and reel.
She doesn't know much about them so she just grabs one and goes over to the register.

The Walmart associate at the register is wearing
dark glasses. She says "excuse me sir, can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"

He says "Mam, I'm blind but if you will drop it on
the counter I will tell you everything about it from the sound it makes."

She dropped the rod and reel, and he says "that's a 6 foot graphite rod and a Zebco 202 reel, and its $20. She was amazed, and decided to buy it.

She bends over to get her purse out of the cart and farts.
First she was embarassed but with him being blind he had no way of knowing it was her. He rings up the sale and says "that will be $25.50."

She says "but you told me it was $20!)
He replies, "Yes Mam, the rod and reel is $20, the duck call is $3.00 and the catfish stink bait is $2.50.

Thank you for shopping at Walmart.
"We're gonna need a bigger boat" - Brody