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When I finally make it down to Belize or Ambergris Caye, what does a new visitor need to know as far as lodging, night life, etc.? I would probably be traveling alone. Are the residents and "regulars" open to outsiders?

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"outsiders" are immediately ensconced in codpieces (or chasity belts), wrapped in left-over purple Moongoddess T-shirts, stuffed into Ziplocks and dumped in Shark Ray Alley. Less fortunate ones are sent off to Satan


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KLC, Whats your phone # ?

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Thank you so much klcman for the warning. No codpieces for me wink

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Satan is not a worry for me - he's pretty harmless (I assume you are talking of immissing). He has been very helpful so far, although a sh*&head on one response.

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JMS, do a search on Satan.......surprise surprise.


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That last responce resembles me and I take preference to it. I am not Satan, he is a big ole crock that waits for cocpeices or what ever. AND I am not a S#$^& head, just me, take me or leave me.

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First and foremost, and take this with a light hearted response, I don't believe in Satan. And Immissing I am referring to your response when you told me to "get a life". I am sincerely looking for that F*&%$#@& shirt as it has come between a friendship that I value. I suppose I shouldn't care so much, but I do. And having said that, I have come to value the freinds I am making on this message board as well. So, maybe it was meant to be.

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Not to get too philosophical here... but true friendship transends material objects such as a T Shirt that fades in time and ends up in the trash. A real friend never fades and certainly don't end up as garbage.

If this T Shirt has come between you and your friend and they have stopped talking to you... guess what? They were never a true friend afterall.

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JMS: I have traveled alone on all three visits to AC and have had the time of my life. The locals are very friendly, the tourists you will meet are great (for the most part!). No problem, mon. Thank goodness I have never seen a live codpiece on AC or anywhere else, but I wasn't looking in the bottom of pools! hee hee

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