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#156175 - 08/19/03 01:30 PM short story
toad Offline
here are three words....be creative kids...


#156176 - 08/19/03 01:53 PM Re: short story
dbdoberman Offline
we tied a troll to a stump and made him listen to an "air supply" tape until he was numb.....

#156177 - 08/19/03 01:55 PM Re: short story
toad Offline

#156178 - 08/19/03 02:48 PM Re: short story
Jester Offline
...After hours of listening to the numbing music,the troll escaped and burned the tape in the fire he made using the stump...

#156179 - 08/19/03 03:10 PM Re: short story
beach bob Offline
I ran after the escaped troll, tackled him, and pummeled him with my stump until it was numb. I then restrained him with duct tape, lashing him to a nearby palapa post.

#156180 - 08/19/03 05:01 PM Re: short story
dogmatic prevaricator Offline
I am really fascinated with pseudo-marionette shows.
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

#156181 - 08/19/03 07:49 PM Re: short story
toad Offline
the numb stump was propped up with tape...or...once upon a time a young man came limping on a bloody stump up to the ice cream shop wanting a banana split, the curvy girl made one then said, "do you want some tape and gauze for that?", he said, "No, i would like a milk shake please", she said, "all that ice cream is gonna make your brain go numb", he said, "i don't want any more ice cream, just jump up and down"

#156182 - 08/20/03 12:48 AM Re: short story
dbdoberman Offline
romantic stories always get to me......

#156183 - 08/20/03 01:12 AM Re: short story
NYgal Offline
Thank God for men smile

#156184 - 08/20/03 01:57 AM Re: short story
JmHanna Offline
Some men desperatly need new hobbies.

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