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#156814 - 09/08/03 12:18 AM Conspiracy or a lone eggman?
Marty Offline
i thought this was funny....
about the california governors race:

Conspiracy or a lone eggman?
By Roy Rivenburg, Times Staff Writer

As a stunned nation grieves over the tragic egging of Arnold Schwarzenegger at Cal State Long Beach this week, wild rumors are swirling about what really happened.

FBI and USDA investigators insist the egg was hurled by a lone assailant on the sixth floor of the university's bookstore. But several witnesses claim there was a second egg thrower on a grassy knoll along Schwarzenegger's path.

A report by the Warren Buffett Commission rejected the second eggman theory, but critics remain skeptical. After watching Channel 9 News broadcasts in which the assault was replayed in slow motion and from different angles, they ridiculed the Buffett Report's conclusion that a "magic egg" bounced off three other people before hitting Schwarzenegger.

"Clearly, there was a second egg lobber, and clearly there is a conspiracy to cover it up," said director Oliver Stone, who is planning a movie about the attack. "This was a left-wing power grab. Like most Californians, I was shocked when it happened. I think people will always remember what they were doing when they first heard the tragic news."

In a related story, Green Party candidate Peter Camejo has called for mandatory background checks on anyone attempting to buy "deadly shell-encased chicken embryos."

#156815 - 09/08/03 12:19 AM Re: Conspiracy or a lone eggman?
dbdoberman Offline
hahahaha, that was too good Marty, thanks! laugh

#156816 - 09/08/03 12:45 AM Re: Conspiracy or a lone eggman?
Islenutt Offline
It's funny unless you have to live in this state and put up with all the nonsense! :rolleyes:
It is almost to much to deal with... lol

#156817 - 09/08/03 04:09 AM Re: Conspiracy or a lone eggman?
dbdoberman Offline
do you suppose after the lone assailant is caught and imprisoned, that we will next read about him getting viciously egged while confined?

#156818 - 09/08/03 10:35 AM Re: Conspiracy or a lone eggman?
Denny Shane Offline
Nah, getting egged while imprisioned? Nah, noway.. our prisons are the best... unless... hmmmm... I would double security when they decide to move him, especially in the garage...

#156819 - 09/08/03 11:32 AM Re: Conspiracy or a lone eggman?
dogmatic prevaricator Offline
Yeah, this pretty damn funny, unless of course, you're Maria Shriver, and have a family link to the actual events of the parody.
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

#156820 - 09/08/03 11:57 AM Re: Conspiracy or a lone eggman?
dbdoberman Offline
why, DP, you have a sensitive side!

#156821 - 09/08/03 12:01 PM Re: Conspiracy or a lone eggman?
Laguna Punta Offline
Digging really deep, dogie!!
Gone fishing!!

#156822 - 09/08/03 12:03 PM Re: Conspiracy or a lone eggman?
NYgal Offline
sounds like the Kennedy assination...
Prelude to a murder eek

#156823 - 09/08/03 12:05 PM Re: Conspiracy or a lone eggman?
NYgal Offline
Oh crap, there goes my intellect smile

Hush up Pedro..

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