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#157108 - 09/11/03 08:01 PM Good laugh about Californians
ScubaLdy Offline
I can send this because I am one - until Sept. 22nd. Have a good laugh on me.
Not to be outdone by all the "redneck, hillbilly, & Texan" jokes
You know you're in California when......
1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.
2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.
3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.
4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Breeze.
5. You can't remember...is pot illegal?

6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.
7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown and can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.
8. You know which restaurant serves the freshest arugula.
9. You can't remember.....is pot illegal?

10. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.
11. A low speed police pursuit will interrupt ANY TV broadcast.
12. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.
13. A man gets on the bus in full leather regalia and crotchless chaps. (hey, that was my room mate)
You don't even notice.
14. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing the baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney IS George Clooney.
15. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
16. Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, the woman who delivers your mail is into S&M, and your Mary Kay rep is a guy in drag.
17. You can't remember...is pot illegal?

18. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news
station about "STORM WATCH 2003."
19. You have to leave the big company meeting early because Billy Banks himself is teaching the 4:00 PM Tae Bo class.
20. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cell phones or pagers.
21. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.

22. Hey!!!! Is Pot Illegal????

23. Both you AND your dog have therapists.

Take only pictures leave only bubbles

#157109 - 09/11/03 08:15 PM Re: Good laugh about Californians
Chloe Offline
OMG! But Scubalady is the lucky one, she will scuba her life away in the Caribbean Sea. Bubbles!
Dare To Deviate

#157110 - 09/11/03 08:25 PM Re: Good laugh about Californians
Islenutt Offline
That has me in tears laughing!
If it just wasn't so damn accurate... laugh

#157111 - 09/11/03 09:54 PM Re: Good laugh about Californians
LaurieMar Offline
As a born and raised Californian, that had me cracking up too. The state does attract all kinds, but then again, it IS a desirable place to live!

#157112 - 09/11/03 09:57 PM Re: Good laugh about Californians
indygal Offline
The laugh of the day goes to you Scubalady!
Thanks, Indygal

P.S. Sooo glad for you, that you are Belize bound.
Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain.

#157113 - 09/12/03 01:35 AM Re: Good laugh about Californians
kerry Offline
originally from CA myself....good one scubalady...how long will you be in san pedro???by the sound of your post, are you actually moving down??? i leave on sept. 24, but am going to corozal first for 6 days....will be in san pedro sept. 30 til oct. 7...staying at corona del mar....maybe we can get together....either way, have a great time!!!!

#157114 - 09/12/03 01:51 AM Re: Good laugh about Californians
ScubaLdy Offline
YES! I am moving to San Pedro. I am almost packed and almost crazy!
I will arrive in time for dinner on Monday the 22nd. As many of you know I can be found most every morning at Lily's Restaurant from 7 to at least 9 AM, at my beach front table. All are welcome to attend court with me.
I'm the short fat lady that has lots of fun.
Harriette cool
Take only pictures leave only bubbles

#157115 - 09/12/03 02:31 AM Re: Good laugh about Californians
Laguna Punta Offline
I read about this in Reververations.
Gone fishing!!

#157116 - 09/12/03 04:37 AM Re: Good laugh about Californians
kerry Offline
harriette...will try and hook up with you...i remember that wonderful lobster omelette at lily's...sure sounds good right about now....see ya soon....

#157117 - 09/12/03 09:24 AM Re: Good laugh about Californians
indygal Offline
Scubalady, I'll come look for you at Lillys come Jan. Pam
Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain.

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