Now I got 3 kids and three dogs. Am I a glutton for punishment or what? Last June I had to give a kid $350 to watch my 2 dogs while I was in Belize. What is gonna cost me next time? Ouch! Anyone who likes dogs interested in staying at my home for a couple of weeks in June? Two week vacation on the beach in St. Augustine if you can save me the pet sitting fee.
There is only one cure for baldness. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.
So let me get this straight. While you go to Belize I could come and live in your personal house, food free, drinks free, young, nympomaniac girls, all free? Oh, and you mentioned something about squirrels, or fish or something?