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#157392 - 09/25/03 01:46 PM A Two-part Joke
Anonymous
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How do you get a witch pregnant?

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#157393 - 09/25/03 02:01 PM Re: A Two-part Joke
Bobber Offline
I'll check with my father-in-law and see how he did it. :rolleyes:
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#157394 - 09/25/03 02:16 PM Re: A Two-part Joke
Anonymous
Forget it now. I can't top that one. Your riposte was far funnier than my parry.

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#157395 - 09/25/03 03:57 PM Re: A Two-part Joke
Debbie Offline
Bobber, that was definately a touche!!! To funny...... especially since I have the same sentiments... You win the prize. laugh

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#157396 - 09/25/03 04:19 PM Re: A Two-part Joke
dogmatic prevaricator Offline
I'm going to venture an answer, you have to have sex with the witch to get her pregnant.
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#157397 - 09/25/03 04:26 PM Re: A Two-part Joke
Anonymous
Precisely Dogmatic, now by the same thinking, how come Stevie Wonder cannot read?

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#157398 - 09/25/03 10:08 PM Re: A Two-part Joke
Danl & the Boop Offline
You can't get a witch pregnant, cause male witches have Holloweenies! laugh

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#157399 - 09/26/03 06:49 AM Re: A Two-part Joke
dogmatic prevaricator Offline
Joe, the answer to that question is based on Stevie Wonder's ethnicity and isn't appropriate.
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#157400 - 09/26/03 08:14 AM Re: A Two-part Joke
NYgal Offline
You ask the man that cannot see.

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#157401 - 09/26/03 10:34 AM Re: A Two-part Joke
Anonymous
Joe?

Dogmatic ... it has nothing to do with ethnicity ... it's because he went to SFASU!

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