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#157392 - 09/25/03 06:46 PM A Two-part Joke
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How do you get a witch pregnant?

#157393 - 09/25/03 07:01 PM Re: A Two-part Joke
Bobber Offline
I'll check with my father-in-law and see how he did it. :rolleyes:
Been there, done that, the washing machine ate the T-shirt

#157394 - 09/25/03 07:16 PM Re: A Two-part Joke
Forget it now. I can't top that one. Your riposte was far funnier than my parry.

#157395 - 09/25/03 08:57 PM Re: A Two-part Joke
Debbie Offline
Bobber, that was definately a touche!!! To funny...... especially since I have the same sentiments... You win the prize. laugh

#157396 - 09/25/03 09:19 PM Re: A Two-part Joke
dogmatic prevaricator Offline
I'm going to venture an answer, you have to have sex with the witch to get her pregnant.
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

#157397 - 09/25/03 09:26 PM Re: A Two-part Joke
Precisely Dogmatic, now by the same thinking, how come Stevie Wonder cannot read?

#157398 - 09/26/03 03:08 AM Re: A Two-part Joke
Danl & the Boop Offline
You can't get a witch pregnant, cause male witches have Holloweenies! laugh

#157399 - 09/26/03 11:49 AM Re: A Two-part Joke
dogmatic prevaricator Offline
Joe, the answer to that question is based on Stevie Wonder's ethnicity and isn't appropriate.
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

#157400 - 09/26/03 01:14 PM Re: A Two-part Joke
NYgal Offline
You ask the man that cannot see.

#157401 - 09/26/03 03:34 PM Re: A Two-part Joke

Dogmatic ... it has nothing to do with ethnicity ... it's because he went to SFASU!

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