WE DONT HAVE TO JOIN&ltTHERE ARE NO MEMBERS<>THERE ARE NO MEETINGS<>THERE ARE NO DUES<>THERE IS NO CONTACT ADDRESS OR PHONE NUMBER<>THERE ARE NO GLORIFIED IDEAS<>THERE ARE NO I.Q. REQUIREMENTS<>THERE ARE NO PARTIES<>WE DONT MEET EACH OTHER<>WE DONT HAVE A HEAD DIPSHIT ORGANIZING ALL KIND CRAP<> WE DONT EXCHANGE PHOTOS<> WE DONT HAV T-BLOODY-SHIRTS<>WE DONT HAVE BORING CHAT ROOMS OR MESSAGE BOARDS<> WE DONT TALK OR COMMUNICATE AWI EACH AHDDAH<>WE DONT.............<>WE DONT...........<>AND WE CERTAINLY DONT..........<>

OH ...''ALL'' ARE WELCOME

[ please keep in mind--- it doesnt matter ]

I will not join; am I NOT a member now?

I'LL NOTE THAT ON YOUR MEMBERSHIP CARD

Thank you, you old bag of fur.

Are you a Moose or a Jackass hiding behind the antlers?

NO MISS..... THAT WUD BE WAHN JACKASSALOPE

[secrect code noted..::applied to your file]

Is there smoked salmon and caviar at these non meetings

''what meeting''

YOU HAVE TO SNORKL FI DEM AND CATCH DEM AWI YU TEETH...

[watch out fi di bears]

[up here it's all catch and release on sturgen...and 2 fish per...day..on salmon].....

[pete[r] boot yur msn messenger]

Nope!! :p

MOOSE- you know they have the Elks Clubs here in the US. I think the majority of members are blue hairs and not quite sure what their purpose is. What would be the purpose of the Moose Club?