WE DONT HAVE TO JOIN&ltTHERE ARE NO MEMBERS<>THERE ARE NO MEETINGS<>THERE ARE NO DUES<>THERE IS NO CONTACT ADDRESS OR PHONE NUMBER<>THERE ARE NO GLORIFIED IDEAS<>THERE ARE NO I.Q. REQUIREMENTS<>THERE ARE NO PARTIES<>WE DONT MEET EACH OTHER<>WE DONT HAVE A HEAD DIPSHIT ORGANIZING ALL KIND CRAP<> WE DONT EXCHANGE PHOTOS<> WE DONT HAV T-BLOODY-SHIRTS<>WE DONT HAVE BORING CHAT ROOMS OR MESSAGE BOARDS<> WE DONT TALK OR COMMUNICATE AWI EACH AHDDAH<>WE DONT.............<>WE DONT...........<>AND WE CERTAINLY DONT..........<>

OH ...''ALL'' ARE WELCOME

[ please keep in mind--- it doesnt matter ]

I will not join; am I NOT a member now?

I'LL NOTE THAT ON YOUR MEMBERSHIP CARD

Thank you, you old bag of fur.

Are you a Moose or a Jackass hiding behind the antlers?

NO MISS..... THAT WUD BE WAHN JACKASSALOPE

[secrect code noted..::applied to your file]

Is there smoked salmon and caviar at these non meetings

''what meeting''

YOU HAVE TO SNORKL FI DEM AND CATCH DEM AWI YU TEETH...

[watch out fi di bears]

[up here it's all catch and release on sturgen...and 2 fish per...day..on salmon].....

[pete[r] boot yur msn messenger]

Nope!! :p

MOOSE- you know they have the Elks Clubs here in the US. I think the majority of members are blue hairs and not quite sure what their purpose is. What would be the purpose of the Moose Club?

There is no purpose.

I PASS !

BOING........it's a NOT club LOL

Sounds like a glorified idea..... :rolleyes:
Debbie

MAJESTIC

DEBBIE.

''MAJESTIC''

But is it social or anti?

badco.........-----NO--!!!!!

I believe bar-b-qued Moose is quite tasty

Badco, sweetie... you're starting to ask too many questions. We don't like independent thinking people.... we like followers... kinda like the blind leading the blind! laugh

WHAT ''WE'' PAIL FAYICE

So sorry... I thought I was in the French quarter

Watch out Moose, I'm starting to like your club - it's a little like 1-800 abuse!

THATS WHAT ALL THE GALS SAY.....JUST GALS !!

I don't care, I might consider becoming a member; me like... but only when Pedro is in charge of food.

THERE ARE NO LIMIES

PETE[R] JUST WALKS LIKE A MEMBER
[i think he's got home made gravey in his shauwts

Speciality of the day
Roast Moose with roast potatoes,seasons veg and good homemade gravy

mi thinks pete[r]'s got gravey stains in his pants

Roast Moose is too tough - gravy in... - we'll (sorry - you'll - my mistake) find somebody else to prepare the salmon, caviar and might I suggest goose liver?

just for the record. getting LOTS of these lately. Please MOOSE tone it down. we've been thru this before...
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This time around I have tried to be patient with the Moose ramblings. It seems he is back to his old inapropriate postings and I am mostly offended by the blatent sexual content he keeps bringing to the board. It isn't necessary at all.

HERE, HERE !

Topic: Mrs. Zeke's favorite flower

WELL SEEMS ''SENCORSHIP'' STILL RULES HERE........

IT'S YUR SITE DUDE........

Poor, poor Moose....

(sp) censorship
Do I sound like Pedro? :p

NO---- BUT YU WALK JUS LIKE HIM

Watch out Isle! Pedro is profound... After all, we don't want Her Majesty's Secret Service and the S.A.S. confused now, do we?

Does this mean the moose club is a no go afterall?

WHAT CLUB

THE MOOSE WUD LIKE TO WELCOME THE NEWEST MEMBER.....Mickey Blue Eyes

I thought there where No members in the "Goose Club" sorry (sp).

there you go again tryin fi tink

I'm not sure I would want to be a member of any club that would have me as a member... wait... what did I just say? Where is dat chocolate Capt. Jeff?

i agree

"Play nice MOOSE" I would miss you, again.

CLOE ...AS YU KNO I PLAY NICER THAN MOST.........NICE THOUGHT ...TY

Whole lots of whining going on lately, again, etc. It's not only Moose, it's your own personalities that bite me on my buttocks.

Hopfully this is guided at the right club/not club participants.
I see a pattern, if it isn't someone you can name, you chose one and beat the crap outta them, verbally. Then whine.

Well, here is a platter of cheese, eat, dine and whine on me.

My favorite aspect of the Moose Club is free speech.

A well-developed warped sense of humor (meant in a good way) is the only way to get along with Moose. Anyone watch South Park? My kind of warped.

warped is bueno

''WORPED'' IS BETTER

As in Dr?

Worpo?

WHOLY FAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaak....a second page

who'dah thunk,,,,!!!!!!!!!!1

hahahahahhahah

Ida