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#161110 - 02/07/04 02:50 AM Overheard in Coconet-sex with men
Pedro1 Offline
3 Gossipy women said the following tonight

A vacancy is open for any man who possesses any ten (10) and up of the following qualifications (in no specific order):

1-Kind
2-disease free
3-clean (no bad odours)
4-teeth- clean, healthy
5-not on medication for sexual dysfunction
6-intelligent (preferably with brain)
7-employed or have income from family
8-drug free-alcohol ok-history of marijuana okay, no hard core drugs
9-manners
10- children are negotiable
11-not married
12-has been shaving for at least 10 years
13- sense of humour
14-promiscuity negotiable
15-Living in San Pedro or frequent visitor-
16-Over past relationships

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#161111 - 02/07/04 03:51 AM Re: Overheard in Coconet-sex with men
Ernie B Offline
Guess thats lets you out
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#161112 - 02/07/04 04:15 AM Re: Overheard in Coconet-sex with men
KathyA Offline
I'm 16 out of 16. I must be living in the wrong country.

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#161113 - 02/07/04 04:41 AM Re: Overheard in Coconet-sex with men
KathyA Offline
Promiscuity is not negotiable: especially considering the signs I saw regarding AIDS testing in EVERY establishment I went in. Sorry, but that needs to be known.

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#161114 - 02/07/04 04:54 AM Re: Overheard in Coconet-sex with men
KathyA Offline
Sorry, that was kind of an afterthought. Thanks, KLA

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#161115 - 02/07/04 03:27 PM Re: Overheard in Coconet-sex with men
Denny Shane Offline
Rather than "promiscuity" negotiable... I prefer "experienced negotiable" Oh... and "nympho experience" is also acceptable! eek
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#161116 - 02/08/04 12:14 AM Re: Overheard in Coconet-sex with men
Pedro1 Offline
I think one should find out who the women were!!!!

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#161117 - 02/08/04 03:29 AM Re: Overheard in Coconet-sex with men
KathyA Offline
It's not that I'm judgemental; but I am NOT promiscuous! I'm just a serial monogamist.

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#161118 - 02/08/04 03:44 AM Re: Overheard in Coconet-sex with men
NYgal Offline
NYgal shaking head, why does any of this matter confused

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#161119 - 02/08/04 04:03 AM Re: Overheard in Coconet-sex with men
Pedro1 Offline
Kathy - Does this mean one person at a time?
NYGAL-As usual your sense of humour left!

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