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#162782 - 04/15/04 07:56 AM Dysfunctional Hallmark Cards
dbdoberman Offline
  • Hallmark Moments to Cherish.......

    1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And
    now that you've come into my life...
    (Inside card) - I've changed my mind.

    2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life...
    (Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you!

    3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am....
    (Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me.

    4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go....
    (Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll
    probably need it again.

    5. Someday I hope to marry...
    (Inside card) - Someone other than you.

    6. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age....
    (Inside card) - Almost lifelike!

    7. When we were together, you said you'd die for me..
    (Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep
    your promise.

    8. We've been friends for a very long time...
    (Inside card) - What do you say we stop?

    9. I'm so miserable without you...
    (Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here

    10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy...
    (Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?

    11. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket...
    (Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.

    12. Your friends and I wanted to do something really special for your birthday...
    (Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.

    13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
    (Available only in some southern states)

    14. Looking back over the years we've been together, I can't help but wonder...
    (Inside card) - What was I thinking?

    15. Congratulations on your wedding day!...
    (Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband/wife!

#162783 - 04/15/04 09:27 AM Re: Dysfunctional Hallmark Cards
NYgal Offline
What a hoot....that one got passed on to others today laugh

#162784 - 04/15/04 08:26 PM Re: Dysfunctional Hallmark Cards
Teenah Offline
Thanks for the laugh Dobie!


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