Does anybody here have the recipe for "Panty-rippers"
We can't seem to find one in any "Bartenders Guide"
Or are they just a figment of my imagination!
Dan'l

That's a new one on me! I did a search online and...OMG!...I got a whole lotta porn hits. BUT...I put in the word "drink" and found someone referring to it as "your ratio choice of
pineapple juice & coconut rum". Can it be so simple? Sounds good to me tho...rum is good in anything as far as I'm concerned.
Sirena

Danl & the Boop, no it's not a figment of your imagination at all. Further, you won't find the recipe in any mixed drink book or bartender's manual. Here's why. It is a secret mix accidentally developed/discovered by a Mayan bush doctor to help one suffering from constipation. Well, it not only worked well, but due to the fermented birds of paradise leaves used in his concoction, extraordinary amounts of gas developed in the user's lower intestine. Obviously, this is a condition that has only one solution, albeit, noisy. However, in addition to being noisy, the resulting BOOM left the barrel at better than 4,800 feet per second. Now, as most of you know, that exceeds the muzzel velocity of most modern day weaponry. In other words, that amounts to one hellava blast. It didn't take long for yesteryears Mayan to slip into their oldest panties before seeing ole doctor bush for their constipation medication. Why ruin a good pair? Unfortunately, the ole doc died without giving anyone his secret formula. Though many claim to be mixing the real McCoy, they are not. Show me one pair of ripped panties caused by the Panty-rippers drink and I'll show you a bartender that is slipping beans in the mix.

Oh my Gawd;
This is the first time I ever used the term R.O.F.L.M.A.O., but Everglades that is just tooooo much. Thanks. :p
Sirena; This sounds more familiar to me, I never thought to try that approach, I will now.
Thanks for brightening up my day!!
Dan'l

Sounds to me like this is a nicely iced tumbler of coconut rum with a side of heavily seasoned baked beans. We might be on to something here.

Gotta a backyard reception with 70 family members here today, might have to give this a try. After all, nobody will drink that tasty "blue thing" anymore but myself and the son. God bless the children.

Stand back.

You're welcome D&B, glad you got a laugh from it.

Sirena, about those "porn hits" you got while searching for the Pantie ripper's formula, hopefully, you didn't dally there when they popped up. Tell me it isn't so.

One little thing about those Panty Rippers, they are sooo sweet and tasty, must use White Caribbean Run of course and really good pineapple juice and they go down so nice. You just drink them and drink them and drink them and drink them and then you wonder how in the @#*#@ your panties got ripped off.
Kat

Kat. You'll have the old bush doc turning over in his grave talking like that,...........
but with one hellava smile on his face.

Well I don't know about that old bush Doc but I think I was smiling when I woke up, seem to remember swinging in the hammock on top of the pier at the old Palapa Bar before "Mitch" blew it away. As I recall I think that I was one of the last people to have drank there just before it went. When we got back to town Holiday Bar was already boarded up and we had left a tab there.
Those little ole Panty Ripper just creep up on you.
Kat

Kat, you use White Caribbean Rum in your panty-rippers instead of Coconut Rum? I've only ever had them with the Coconut Rum.

On the other hand, we have made them with other fruitjuices than just pineapple juice too. Also nice.

OOOPS,
Must have had tooo many already or just got drunk remembering the last ones, of course it is COCONUT RUM, hey I'm Blonde too what do you expect. I'm so ready for a panty ripper I can almost taste it now. Will be there on Aug.2 and there better be one waiting for me at BC'c and anohter one when I get to Cracy Canuck's.
Kat

Seashell,
Besides I was just thinking about having a Caribbean White and Sprite, guess that is why I had Caribbean White on my mind. Sorry if that was confusing everybody.
Kat

LOL, no worries. Drink up.

Everglades....rest easy, I didn't open those erroneous porn hits trying to find "Panty Rippers". It was VERY easy to distinguish the beverage recipes from porn...recipes don't usually begin with phrases like "Taiwan hot babes xxxx sex picture porno show hardcore".

Sirena

PS...I'll be those Panty Rippers taste better in AC no matter HOW they're made! Sigh. Wish I were there.

Sirena, no wonder I hear nothing but positive things about you.

(Gazing in a Mayan marble, I see a trip for you to Belize, ... soon).

Sounds good to me....

Sirena

One of my most embarrassing moments. Well, actually, I was totally alone but still quite embarrassed . . .

I was cruising the internet, checking out an island that I was interested in diving. So I did this big search and ended up with dozens of websites for viewing. Pleasantly, I checked most of them out. I eventually came across one that was stories of that island. Except, hmmm, it wasn't stories from Grandma . .

In any event, I double clicked and suddenly before me was this picture . . .it took me 30 seconds or more . . seemed like such a long time, to realize that it was a crotch shot. Oh, oh, oh, I was so upset and immediately shut my computer down!!

Now, I know much better. When I see XXX before the Grandma stories URL line, I know enough not to open it at all. LOL

seashell, are you sure that was a crotch and not just a sea urchin?

Well, that's why I was momentarily confused. I was sitting there saying to myself, what the hell is that? What the hell . . .is . . .that?

Then I realized. Oh my God!! Click out, computer shut down. Then sitting in shock for another moment or two.

A person *really* doesn't need to see that spread on their computer screen. (pun intended)

seashell, both you and Sirena are of fine moral standing and have more will power than I do. Not that I would dally TOO long looking, if somehow I was led astray by a computer misuderstanding to my "key word" input.
Now, what word(s) was it exactly that caused you to come face to face with that nasty, ..... er, er, ...sea urchin?

(just kidding, don't tell me,....... unless confessing will make you feel better.)

Woha I'm not sure where this thread is heading, but I tried Sirena's suggestion on Google and lo and behold the second entry was for Crazy Canuck's.
Gotta love that "Google". I'm getting thirsty. Gotta find some Coconut Rum. :rolleyes:
Love you all
Dan'l

The key words were just the name of the island. There were dozens of websites that came up. I'd looked at about 20 of them. All clean and just filled with info on acco, the diving, the island itself. Then there was this one that was stories, I thought about the island. I'd made the wrong assumption that the stories would be the kind of stories that grandmas hand down to the children of a culture. I just thought it would be an interesting read. I didn't notice the XXX in the header. Now I know better, I check for that and so have had no more rude surprises since.

I believe you.

Thanks for the heads up on the xxx's before grandma stories, I'll be sure not to do that. Shoot I get confused enough already don't need to see that too it might scare me and I would have to pour me anohter Panty Ripper with double Coconut Rum.
Kat