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#165684 - 07/23/04 10:54 PM Panty-rippers???
Danl & the Boop Offline
Does anybody here have the recipe for "Panty-rippers" confused laugh
We can't seem to find one in any "Bartenders Guide" frown
Or are they just a figment of my imagination! eek

#165685 - 07/23/04 11:16 PM Re: Panty-rippers???
Sirena Offline
That's a new one on me! smile I did a search online and...OMG!...I got a whole lotta porn hits. BUT...I put in the word "drink" and found someone referring to it as "your ratio choice of
pineapple juice & coconut rum". Can it be so simple? Sounds good to me tho...rum is good in anything as far as I'm concerned.
Sirena wink wink wink

#165686 - 07/24/04 11:01 AM Re: Panty-rippers???
Everglades Offline
Danl & the Boop, no it's not a figment of your imagination at all. Further, you won't find the recipe in any mixed drink book or bartender's manual. Here's why. It is a secret mix accidentally developed/discovered by a Mayan bush doctor to help one suffering from constipation. Well, it not only worked well, but due to the fermented birds of paradise leaves used in his concoction, extraordinary amounts of gas developed in the user's lower intestine. Obviously, this is a condition that has only one solution, albeit, noisy. However, in addition to being noisy, the resulting BOOM left the barrel at better than 4,800 feet per second. Now, as most of you know, that exceeds the muzzel velocity of most modern day weaponry. In other words, that amounts to one hellava blast. It didn't take long for yesteryears Mayan to slip into their oldest panties before seeing ole doctor bush for their constipation medication. Why ruin a good pair? Unfortunately, the ole doc died without giving anyone his secret formula. Though many claim to be mixing the real McCoy, they are not. Show me one pair of ripped panties caused by the Panty-rippers drink and I'll show you a bartender that is slipping beans in the mix.

#165687 - 07/24/04 02:07 PM Re: Panty-rippers???
Danl & the Boop Offline
Oh my Gawd; laugh laugh
This is the first time I ever used the term R.O.F.L.M.A.O., but Everglades that is just tooooo much. Thanks. :p
Sirena; This sounds more familiar to me, I never thought to try that approach, I will now.
Thanks for brightening up my day!! laugh laugh

#165688 - 07/24/04 02:12 PM Re: Panty-rippers???
Sounds to me like this is a nicely iced tumbler of coconut rum with a side of heavily seasoned baked beans. We might be on to something here.

Gotta a backyard reception with 70 family members here today, might have to give this a try. After all, nobody will drink that tasty "blue thing" anymore but myself and the son. God bless the children.

Stand back.

#165689 - 07/24/04 02:24 PM Re: Panty-rippers???
Everglades Offline
You're welcome D&B, glad you got a laugh from it.

Sirena, about those "porn hits" you got while searching for the Pantie ripper's formula, hopefully, you didn't dally there when they popped up. Tell me it isn't so.

#165690 - 07/24/04 02:59 PM Re: Panty-rippers???
Tom Offline
One little thing about those Panty Rippers, they are sooo sweet and tasty, must use White Caribbean Run of course and really good pineapple juice and they go down so nice. You just drink them and drink them and drink them and drink them and then you wonder how in the @#*#@ your panties got ripped off.

#165691 - 07/24/04 03:05 PM Re: Panty-rippers???
Everglades Offline
Kat. You'll have the old bush doc turning over in his grave talking like that,...........
but with one hellava smile on his face.

#165692 - 07/24/04 03:13 PM Re: Panty-rippers???
Tom Offline
Well I don't know about that old bush Doc but I think I was smiling when I woke up, seem to remember swinging in the hammock on top of the pier at the old Palapa Bar before "Mitch" blew it away. As I recall I think that I was one of the last people to have drank there just before it went. When we got back to town Holiday Bar was already boarded up and we had left a tab there.
Those little ole Panty Ripper just creep up on you.

#165693 - 07/24/04 03:25 PM Re: Panty-rippers???
seashell Offline
Kat, you use White Caribbean Rum in your panty-rippers instead of Coconut Rum? I've only ever had them with the Coconut Rum.

On the other hand, we have made them with other fruitjuices than just pineapple juice too. Also nice.
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