Portofino Resort- Now with a new BEACH BAR!!
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#167418 - 10/02/04 05:54 PM private idaho
toad Offline
we discovered that sand is soap, one of my inventions worked, crawdads will bite you, valiums are like breasts...... however, i got to come home to the jockey club gold cup with funny cide doin' it old school.....horse racing is the sport of kings....

#167419 - 10/04/04 06:59 AM Re: private idaho
dogmatic prevaricator Offline
Lint from your navel makes a handy fire starter.
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

#167420 - 10/04/04 09:29 AM Re: private idaho
Denny Shane Offline
Should I remove the lint first? eek

#167421 - 10/04/04 10:28 AM Re: private idaho
toad Offline
duely noted..

#167422 - 10/04/04 11:18 AM Re: private idaho
Tom Offline
Well Denny that depends on jow cold you are.

#167423 - 10/04/04 11:19 AM Re: private idaho
Tom Offline
Well you would think my fingers are cold .
Should read depends on just how cold you are.

#167424 - 10/04/04 12:33 PM Re: private idaho
MALIBU Offline
Potato Prostitutes

Two little potatoes are standing on the street corner. How can you tell
which one is the prostitute?

It's the one with the little sticker that says IDAHO.


#167425 - 10/04/04 02:15 PM Re: private idaho
Denny Shane Offline
lol eek

#167426 - 10/08/04 10:48 PM Re: private idaho
toad Offline
have another invention i'm gonna try out....this time mrs toad came up with it....it could win first place in the campfire creation category....could, i ain't done yet....you should know that these creations aren't for lightweight campers....we kick it with fat ribeyes and vino.... bad ass eggs with buttered biscuits(this is where her gizmo comes in)....screw granola...


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