OK OK, since you told that story.......
My carry-on was stopped as it was going thru the x-ray. They backed it up, sent it through again and then one more time. (they's thorough here in Houston) Anyway, the woman looking at it asked me if she could search the bag. Yes... She started taking everything out, inspecting everything, searching, searching... "Oh" she proclaimed, shouting very loudly to the security person holding my shoes at the end of the line.."I found it. Gas pills". "Here you go ma'am, Thank You."