From this week's Ambergris Today:
Strippers Busted at Local Bar
The hottest rumor around town last Saturday was the one about the ‘striptease’ show that went bust. Apparently, a local bar owner had hired a few “taiboleras” (strippers) to perform for an ‘invitation’ only crowd at his bar. It was rumored that as soon as the clothes started to peel off, the ‘fire’ at the bar was put off by police and immigration officials. So just what happened last Friday at the party?
Fact: Indeed, the striptease party that was supposed to take place at a bar south of San Pedro Town was put to a stop, much to the chagrin of eager clientele. Apparently, they were left with lots of dollar bills on their hands when police and immigration officers raided the bar and took about five (half-naked) young women into custody. As of Tuesday, no information was forthcoming from the police or immigration departments on the nationality of the young women and what type of crime (if any) they were arrested for. Last word we got was that the women had been taken to court on Monday. On Tuesday, the San Pedro Town Council informed our newspaper that the Council had written a letter to the Chairman of the Liquor Licensing Board, recommending that the temporary liquor license, which had recently been given to the bar establishment, be revoked. Nice try boys, but so far, the town is not ready for “The Dollhouse”, “Crazy Horse”, or “Platinum”.
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But then what do I know, I am but a mere caveman