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#172300 - 01/12/05 07:04 PM BEST SINGLES AD EVER WRITTEN
lasergod Offline
This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is reported to
have been listed in The Atlanta Journal.

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a
very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding
in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips,cozy winter nights
lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand.
I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature
gave me. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy, I'll be waiting...

Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about
an 8-week-old black Labrador retriever. (Men are so easy

#172301 - 01/12/05 09:01 PM Re: BEST SINGLES AD EVER WRITTEN
NYgal Offline
Great one....made me laugh!!
Ya gotta love those men wink they just keep trying laugh

#172302 - 01/12/05 09:05 PM Re: BEST SINGLES AD EVER WRITTEN
klcman Offline
and she was topless in a cold climate!
_ _ _ _ _ _ _________________ _ _ _ _ _ _
But then what do I know, I am but a mere caveman

#172303 - 01/12/05 09:40 PM Re: BEST SINGLES AD EVER WRITTEN
NYgal Offline
no bought adought it laugh


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