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#173230 - 02/15/05 05:48 PM MEN
Sir Isaac Newton Offline
Laxatives...They irritate the crap out of you.
Bananas... The older they get, the less firm they are.
Weather...Nothing can be done to change them.
Blenders...You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
Chocolate Bars...Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
Commercials...You can't believe a word they say.
Department Stores...Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
Government Bonds...They take sooooooo long to mature.
Mascara...They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Popcorn...They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Snowstorms...You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
Lava Lamps...Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
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#173231 - 02/16/05 04:05 AM Re: MEN
NYgal Offline
Ya gotta love them....... wink
I wouldn't be here without one eek
Men and Money, the root of all evils.. the little devils laugh laugh

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#173232 - 02/16/05 04:19 AM Re: MEN
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actually NY, it isn't money (at least according to the Good Book() and by extension - men - in your hypothesis, that is the trouble - it's the LOVE of..... wink oft misquoted
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#173233 - 02/16/05 04:53 AM Re: MEN
NYgal Offline
ya still gotta love them laugh

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#173234 - 02/16/05 05:10 AM Re: MEN
klcman Offline
well, I don't gotta wink
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#173235 - 02/16/05 10:24 AM Re: MEN
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Can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em.
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#173236 - 02/16/05 02:47 PM Re: MEN
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In defense of men. Tell me ladies, why do you post all the lovely pictures of yourselves on vacation? Because hubby is handling the camera. Why are you able to haul all the lovely outfits you seem to like to wear? Because hubby is the mule, that's why. If your husband bats his eyes at you, will you trek to the other side of town to get him some sweet rolls? Probably not. Face up to reality, the major fault of men is that they try too hard to please their women, and generally fall short of unrealistic expectations. Ok, I'm done, start shooting at me.
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#173237 - 02/16/05 02:53 PM Re: MEN
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Aw, they shoot 'em all the time:

A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him.

But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
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#173238 - 02/16/05 03:09 PM Re: MEN
NYgal Offline
smile Bobber, what a hoot.
I guess I am a lucky one smile

When I feed my man he can still see his belt.
If his beer went to his belly he would have a concave abdomin.
He asks nothing of me that I wouldn't or couldn't try to do myself.
Doesn't complain if the housework is somewhat neglected for my computer time,too.
I am the camera freak taking pics of him.
OMG, I painted an almost perfect picture of him eek


Like I say, ya gotta love em ( all but klc, he don't gotta love em laugh )
But I love mine since I see so few flaws wink

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#173239 - 02/16/05 03:14 PM Re: MEN
NYgal Offline
Cat...at first I thought he may be inflatable smile

Tosses a pillow at him, showers and then helps him with his tie?

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