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#173394 - 02/28/05 10:00 PM You know you are in Texas when
lasergod Offline
The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

The trees are whistling for the dogs.

The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.

Hot water now comes out of both taps.

You can make sun tea instantly.

You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.

The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly.

You discover that in July it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.

You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.

You actually burn your hand opening the car door.

You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.

Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"

You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.

The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to
do is pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.

Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.

The cows are giving evaporated milk.
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#173395 - 02/28/05 10:26 PM Re: You know you are in Texas when
GAY AND DAVID Offline
you must have visited us in the spring!

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#173396 - 03/01/05 07:01 PM Re: You know you are in Texas when
KWIBMF Offline
Where would I rather be right now, central Texas or N. Illinois? Hmmm, that's a tough one.

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#173397 - 03/01/05 07:08 PM Re: You know you are in Texas when
Ernie B Offline
Better give that one some thought cool
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#173398 - 03/01/05 08:45 PM Re: You know you are in Texas when
Barbara K Offline
IMO, the ONLY good thing about Texas is the weather in the winter - 70 and sunny today! (ex - NY-er)
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#173399 - 03/01/05 08:59 PM Re: You know you are in Texas when
travelqueen Offline
and the friendly people!!! cool

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#173400 - 03/02/05 12:18 PM Re: You know you are in Texas when
Denny Shane Offline
and me! eek
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#173401 - 03/04/05 03:11 PM Re: You know you are in Texas when
GAY AND DAVID Offline
and me too

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#173402 - 03/07/05 02:00 AM Re: You know you are in Texas when
XIIthMan Offline
Two popular sayings in Texas:
If you don't like our weather stick around for an hour.

We get 25 inches of rain a year and you ought to be here the day we get it.

We are coming to CC and AC next month, can't wait. I'm currently reading A Salty piece of Land, sounds like some is based very near Belize.

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#173403 - 03/07/05 05:27 PM Re: You know you are in Texas when
GAY AND DAVID Offline
YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN TEXAS WHEN YOU CAN GO TO THE WORLDS GREATEST RODEO!!!

WHO IS GOING?

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