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#173784 - 03/11/05 05:25 PM 10 most annoying things!
Sir Isaac Newton Offline
SIN's 10 most annoying things.

10. Signs that read, "CLOSED, back at 4PM" and its 5PM!

9. Pulling around the corner to find out front street is closed and you JUSSSST missed the 6 o'clock cut-off!

8. When Ruby's runs out of Fried Jacks with Ham!

7. Closing time at Fido's after a killer set from the band on Saturday night!

6. When fishing and I run out of ice cold Belikin and I MUST drink warm Belikin!

5. When fishing and I run out of WARM Belikin!!!!

4. When drinking warm Belikin and running out of bAIT!!!!!!!

3. When I don't have two dollars to give my ole' friend Paisano!

2. When I only HAVE two dollars and give it to Paisano!!!!


1. Those darn golf gart REVERSE ALARMS (beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep)!!!

Can't we ban those?

What is on your list? (be nice folks.)

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#173785 - 03/11/05 05:42 PM Re: 10 most annoying things!
Some mindless bantering for a Friday morning. My apologies to the fairer of y'all. (Not really, but it sounded considerate)

Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!

Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers
to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don 't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit or a vegetable or whatever. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that

1. If we ask what is wrong and you ay "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong.

We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as
baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

#173786 - 03/11/05 05:55 PM Re: 10 most annoying things!
Sir Isaac Newton Offline
ok, now for another cup of Caye Cofee!

too too funy choochoo!
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#173787 - 03/11/05 05:56 PM Re: 10 most annoying things!
PattiCake Offline
What's shotgun formation? Baseball, monster trucks I understand so give this girl two points.

#173788 - 03/11/05 06:03 PM Re: 10 most annoying things!
It's not something Canadians would be too familiar with for a couple of reasons. One political, the other the width of the field.

#173789 - 03/11/05 06:04 PM Re: 10 most annoying things!
Sir Isaac Newton Offline
or rink.
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#173790 - 03/11/05 06:08 PM Re: 10 most annoying things!
at this time you should be securing your protective cup!

#173791 - 03/11/05 06:38 PM Re: 10 most annoying things!
PattiCake Offline
football field? Three downs instead of four? Is it a football thing?

#173792 - 03/11/05 07:59 PM Re: 10 most annoying things!

It's the formation that quarterback takes when he becomes weary of placing his hands between the center's burley legs prior to the snapping of the ball.

In other words, to give the ceenter a break from potential arousal the quarterback chooses to take the snap from a yard or two back.

#173793 - 03/11/05 08:02 PM Re: 10 most annoying things!
PattiCake Offline
And I thought you might be talking about Jr. Walker and the All-Stars...

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