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#174400 - 03/18/05 02:53 PM Women over 30... for Rich Guy
PattiCake Offline
courtesy of Andy Rooney:

As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She finds something else to do and usually it's more interesting.

A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 30 give a damn what you think about her or what she's doing.

Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.

A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will even ignore her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women.

Women over 30 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends; she knows her friends won't betray her.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 30. She already knows.

A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women or drag queens.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you if you're a jerk, or acting like one. You don't have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of reasons.

Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, sexy, smart, well-coiffed woman of 30+, there's a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with a 22-year-old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.

For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free," here's an update.

Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because they realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

Comments, folks??

#174401 - 03/18/05 03:19 PM Re: Women over 30... for Rich Guy
PattiCake Offline
P.S. Some women over 30 WILL wake you up in the middle of the night, but never to talk....

#174402 - 03/18/05 07:50 PM Re: Women over 30... for Rich Guy
Barbara K Offline
I like the pig part at the end! :p

#174403 - 03/18/05 11:12 PM Re: Women over 30... for Rich Guy
RICH GUY Offline
HAHAHAHAHA I just found this thread, funny. very funny smile

#174404 - 03/18/05 11:14 PM Re: Women over 30... for Rich Guy
RICH GUY Offline
Funnier thing is that I've never seen a girl over 24 nekkid... :p

#174405 - 03/18/05 11:45 PM Re: Women over 30... for Rich Guy
Denny Shane Offline
That's a shame Rich Guy... you should see those hot 25 year olds. eek

#174406 - 03/18/05 11:51 PM Re: Women over 30... for Rich Guy
Bobber Offline
Women over 40 are the best. Well, not much over 40, and you only have a 20 minute window of opportunity.
Been there, done that, the washing machine ate the T-shirt

#174407 - 03/19/05 12:14 AM Re: Women over 30... for Rich Guy
Ernie B Offline
20 MINUTES ? WOW !!!!! U DA MAN, Bobber!!
Gun Control is Hitting Your Target.

#174408 - 03/19/05 01:38 AM Re: Women over 30... for Rich Guy
RICH GUY Offline
Geez, 20 minutes? You must be a triathelete or somethin!

#174409 - 03/19/05 03:19 AM Re: Women over 30... for Rich Guy
Bobber Offline
Not quite what I meant. wink
Been there, done that, the washing machine ate the T-shirt

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