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#176312 - 05/08/05 01:06 AM Limericks - love'm, leave'm, love'm again
PattiCake Offline
This is starting to sound like a country & western song, but I'm trying to get into a Texas mood. I was joking around with a friend today as my yard sale was ending. We were discussing different pronunciations of "Ambergris Caye" and I know how it is pronounced in AC, but I naturally say it with a French accent.

Plus I was really getting into the limerix that were coming before the trains of thought were derailed (positively) on the other post.

And I must pass on some information recently gleaned. I thought, after his bathing suit appearance, that our RG had been kidnapped by dominatrixies, into the underworld sex slave trade controlled by tall women seeking handsome rich young Canadian men.

Or perhaps drowned by a trout (I had confessed to him my secret fishing spots).

He sends his best from LA Intl.

There was a young man from Toronto
who showed his whole enterunto
in a parachute green
he left nothing unseen
and klc or db will respond to....

this fun, and come on everyone, the board's slowing down, WAIKEE WAIKEE! And it ain't about RG!! BTW Monty Python's entire conception is based on limericks at Oxford.

RG WILL SLAY ME (no he won't, he's a great sport and caught lots of fish once he let me paddle the canoe ...)

He sends his best. He didn't know I would do this. Forgive me RG..teehee..

Girls, let's make a boring Sunday get going. Boys, be your usual selves. We'll still love'yas. Innuendo is the backbone of this board and I love seeing the subtlety of all you clever and tactful folks.

#176313 - 05/08/05 03:07 AM Re: Limericks - love'm, leave'm, love'm again
klcman Offline
I could make an innuendo about innuendo but I won't cuz I be a gent!

I swore as down the road I went
_ _ _ _ _ _ _________________ _ _ _ _ _ _
But then what do I know, I am but a mere caveman

#176314 - 05/08/05 03:38 AM Re: Limericks - love'm, leave'm, love'm again
Danl & the Boop Offline
There once was a fellow named Clarence
Who Simonized both of his parents
The initial expense, they say was emense
But it saved on the wearance and tearance.
(Of Clarence parents)
laugh laugh laugh

#176315 - 05/08/05 01:26 PM Re: Limericks - love'm, leave'm, love'm again
wannaBEthere Offline
There once was a mother from Maine
who of her dear daughter complained
she spent all her time
thinking of rhymes
she now thinks her brain is quite lame.

Happy Mumms's Day y'all laugh
"The truly happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery even when he must take a detour"

#176316 - 05/08/05 01:55 PM Re: Limericks - love'm, leave'm, love'm again
PattiCake Offline
Mummy's Day!!!! YAY for my Mummy! 87 and still kicking ass big time!

#176317 - 05/08/05 02:54 PM Re: Limericks - love'm, leave'm, love'm again
PattiCake Offline
There was a young man from Dundas
whose balls were made out of brass
during stormy weather
they'd clank together
and sparks would fly out of his ass.

#176318 - 05/08/05 03:02 PM Re: Limericks - love'm, leave'm, love'm again
papashine Offline
Old lady Hubbard went to her cupboard to get her poor dog a bone...But when she bent over, old rover drove her, cause he had a bone of his own!
Reality..What a concept!

#176319 - 05/08/05 03:45 PM Re: Limericks - love'm, leave'm, love'm again
klcman Offline
Family channel this ain't
and we thought Papa a saint
But now we know better
This poor old fetter
will cause Marty to get out his paint
_ _ _ _ _ _ _________________ _ _ _ _ _ _
But then what do I know, I am but a mere caveman

#176320 - 05/08/05 04:04 PM Re: Limericks - love'm, leave'm, love'm again
papashine Offline
He did not know what to do,
and had trouble while verseing his woo,
then he fell over, and fell in the clover, and ended up writing dog doo!
Reality..What a concept!

#176321 - 05/08/05 04:48 PM Re: Limericks - love'm, leave'm, love'm again
papashine Offline
Theres a country called Belize,
Her people are free as the breeze, and when people come callin from the US or Holland they will always leave here with some piece.
Now some people come for a long time, and some do not stay to long, but as long as the Marshals will leave you, consider yourselves part of the throng, and if you so choose to live here and leave behind all of your woes, bring a great big box of money, and throw away all of your clothes.
Because Belize is a popular notion, and there is starting to be a comotion.
But its a fun game, there are none the same, and you can wiggle your toes in the ocean!
Reality..What a concept!

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