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#176431 - 05/11/05 10:19 PM Balderdash
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Horse feathers..Hogwash..Bull Caka..Fruitloops...take your pick. Anybody got a favorite tale?
Reality..What a concept!

#176432 - 05/11/05 10:57 PM Re: Balderdash
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I know one about a friend trying to ride a pushbike after being overserved at the old Coconuts Bar...but I wouldn't want to embarass anyone.

#176433 - 05/11/05 11:00 PM Re: Balderdash
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No names allowed, the more believable the more points
Reality..What a concept!

#176434 - 05/12/05 12:47 AM Re: Balderdash
Chloe Offline
He was stopped for DWI, if the same story that I heard. Could be more than one tho.
Dare To Deviate

#176435 - 05/12/05 12:51 AM Re: Balderdash
SP Daily Offline
No, different story. This time he bounced off the wall, then the hotel, then the wall, then the hotel, then...
Never heard of anyone actually getting a DWI on Ambergris Caye, but God knows there were plenty of times that they were earned.

#176436 - 05/12/05 12:59 AM Re: Balderdash
Chloe Offline
Dare To Deviate

#176437 - 05/12/05 03:23 PM Re: Balderdash

It's a good thing that I am essentially honorable and do not tell stories on my friends. I'm sure you will agree.


#176438 - 05/12/05 03:52 PM Re: Balderdash
silkpainter Offline
Wouldn't it be a BWI?
-Lee Vanderwalker-Alamina

#176439 - 05/12/05 03:54 PM Re: Balderdash
SP Daily Offline
Bouncing While Intoxicated?

#176440 - 05/12/05 06:06 PM Re: Balderdash
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A few years ago three pilots wanted to set a world record and fly nonstop around the world.
Thier nationalities were Russian, American, and Belezean. After setting out they immediately flew into some real bad weather, not having much in the way of navigation equip, they were totally lost. After much discussion about there actual heading versus time and distance they still didn't have a clue where they were, then the Russian said he could figure out where they were, he rolled up the arm of his flt suit opened up awindow and stuck his arm outside for a minute. After bringing his arm back inside he announced that they were over Siberia, theother two looked at him and asked how the hell he came up withthat. He replied that his arm was quite frozen and for the temp to be that cold they had to be over Siberia. 6 or seven hours went by and the American said that it was his turn to figure out where they were, so he rolled up his sleeve and stuck his arm out the window. After bringing his arm back in he said that they had to be over Detroit, when asked how he could tell he answered that his arm was covered in soot and that only Detroit has that kind of air pollution. Well they flew on and on for another 6 or seven hours and the Belezean announced that he would figure out where they were..so he rolled up his sleeve and dangled his arm out the window for only a couple of seconds, brought his arm straight back inside and announced that they were flying over Belize city, when asked how he could tell he raised his arm and said "look" my watch is gone....
Reality..What a concept!

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