Two lawyers were walking down the beach in front of Ramon's. All of a sudden this gorgeous, well endowed blonde girl washes ashore. The first lawyer rushes up to check on her and is amazed. She's breathing and warm and unconcious AND totally naked! He looks around and sees that they are the only 2 people around. He says to the other lawyer, " Hey, we should screw her right now!" And the other lawyer says....OUT OF WHAT?

Texan gets maried and takes his bride to the hotel. He tells the clerk it's his wedding night and need a room with a good strong bed. The clerk asks if he would like the bridle, he says " no I'll just hold her by the ears tonight". :rolleyes:

Danny, I'm still laughing. XX

Hey Danny -

Thanks for the pic!!!!

Oh you guys are over here....lol

The worlds' shortest fairy tale.....

Once upon a time there was a man who asked a woman to marry him...she said NO...the man lived happily ever after.

ah Papshine the ending to that tale is: she said no and they BOTH lived happily ever after.

Here are the standings so far...
In number 1 position is jessean's post under living in Belize forum 05-18-05 titled local trouble, I realize that it was not published under balderdash but I think it deserves serious consideration.

In number 2 position is Nowdanny with his bridle joke submitted 05-12-05, paints a funny picture and provided a good laugh.

In number 3 position is Bywarrens piece on Pica pica 15-5-05 [I sincerely hope is a piece in the works] also not submitted to balderdash, but considered here for above mentioned reasons.

Keep them coming, putting smiles on peoples faces is a worthy cause

I can't get past the censor

A forest ranger once told me an ammusing story, the place is Northern British Columbia, Canada, in the early 70's. He must have been extremely bored this fine morning as he was driving down a secluded bush road, as he turned a corner a wolverine dashed out in front of his truck, he was not travelling at a high rate of speed but did not manage to stop in time and ran over the wolverine. Upon subsequent investigation the wolverine was not hurt badly but completely knocked out. Now [lets call him Jim] This is where Jim gets a brain storm..he reaches into the bed of his pick-up and removes an old suitcase full of tools, removes the tools and inserts the unconsious wolverine, he then places said suitcase in a prominent location on the side of the road, and backs into the bush to observe what will take place...government employees did not really have much to do back then...well in Norhtern B.C., traffic is pretty slow on the back roads, but 30 minutes later a 57 ford came waleing down the road with a full compliment of LIPS [local indigenous personel] on board. The car slid to a stop backed up and the suitcase disappeared into the car which immediately accelerated down the road. Jim pulls out of the bush and starts out after the ford at a reasonable distance, about 5 miles down the road the ford starts to swerve left and right and shoots over an embankment and slides to a stop in a beaver pond. Everyone in the ford was making very hasty exits, yelling and shouting...
the moral to this story has got to be :never pick-up an unescorted bag, Jim is still out there.