Well, I'm curious as to qualifications for membership, I have plenty of low qualities. Seems to be an exclusive club. The best I can cipher is the dues are “(age in years) x visits to SP x golf cart trips to the north, divided by PI + 1 case of Belikin". Using this formula I have put a check in the mail for past dues and all future payments thru 2020 since I hate writing checks.

Prez Bill? Please do the math and let me know if he owes us anything? I'm sure he does.

BOING.....

:rolleyes: that's what happens when you move it up and down tooo fast! (the pointer that is)

OINK...

Greetings SPA-SC'ers: Trez. Denny Shane has informed me that we have some delinquent derelicts amoungst our esteemed membership. If dues are not forthcoming...your membership will be transferred to the San Pedro Social Club...where odd frothy beverages with tiny little umbrella's...will be your plight. Aggressively Yours: Bill Thornton, Prez for life, SPA-SC PS. Send us yo money!!!! PSS. Denny: I have bestowed upon my high school graduating class, University City '66, membership for the SPA-SC. Charge them double!!!!

Denny: We will accept PalapaBobs membership dues for our associate non-voting junior membership. Next year...charge him double! Bill, Prez. SPA-SC

All these dictatory charges, geez I might need a secretary to work under me.

...and afterwards...a forklift!!!!

hey! I'm on a diet ya know!