Initiations can be hell; I'll just send a blank check and trust you'll fill in the proper amount.

See PB, it didn't take long for you to figure it all out. And a blank check no less... wow... you'll go far in this organization. Please have your bank notorize the blank check.

I'll have Ed McMahon deliver it.
p.s.-It's really big!

PB... trust me if you are trying to impress us with the fact that you have high and mightly friends like Ed McMahon... that won't work.

However if you could send my bud from Philly, Kelly Monaco we might have a deal.

Well, it just so happens I got mail from Ed today. I could already be a winner!!!!!!!!! The beer may be on me (not literally)!

Well great Bob... I am happy for you. You obviously missed Rule #34 of the by-laws about pouring beer on the head of the pledges.

Damn Denny, I missed Rule #34 as well. I was sure I had everything covered; I was quite thorough in reading the rules (all 400 pages). Your not making the by-laws up on the fly are you? Not an accusation, of course, just curious! Remember, I could already be a winner. And you know I’m quite fond of the acceptance the SPA-SC has shown to new members already. By the way, how long is the probation? And, can I get a current "MEMBER IN GOOD STANDING" list. Once I am fully vested I would like to see the lofty company in which I reside.
Thanks for all your assistance; you’re truly an asset to the SPA-SC.
Sincerely, PB.

Just an observation: PB, you seem a little too social for the Anti-Social Club.

Geez, I can't do anything right. I'm going super-anti.

Hi all....

Wow haven't been around for awhile, need to catch
up I see everyone is looking as good as ever!!