Damn, the post office obviously didn't know the invitation addressed to the “Incredibly good-looking misfit” belonged in my mailbox! Wonder where it went?

I don't send out invites, my magnetic personality just attracts the good-looking weirdos. Come join the zoo. :rolleyes:

you guys are really funny!

sorry "newbies" pb & law, etc., you wouldn't have known: chloe, NYG forgot to remind me!! i nearly forgot too! it has been a running thing for years now that everyone was invited to my house for thanksgiving, but all had to bring something (FOOD OR DRINK, GET YOUR MINDS OUTTA THE GUTTER, RATS!). however, my ex now lives in that big house with my ex dog and my ex cat.

yes, sadly (for you, not me, i will be eating caribbean lobster), i will not be here. BUT, if you all wanna squeeze into my townhouse & have a feast while i am away, i will leave a can of cranberry sauce on the counter. don't forget to feed the cats, and last one out turn off the lights.

oh, ps - no one ever actually showed up.....

I recall the days of green bean casseroles - no such items will be consumed at my house as I only serve incredibly good-looking food to my incredibly good-looking guests!

Law you trying to impress Globalboy? Might work!

man, you guys. never want either of you as my enemies!

wow, law, that must be one incredibly good looking holiday in your incredibly good-looking house with the incredibly good-looking food and all those incredibly good looking guests (minus one ).

uh, is everything made of plastic?

I don't think we're globalboy's type

oh no, we're actual real life genuine misfits and scum. We're just all real good-looking!

What if Globalboy is incredibly good-looking?