LOL, law, I learned that one from my grandpa.
Do you like Katheryn Howd Machan too?
last night
im cleanin out my
howard jonsons ladies room
hazel when all of a sudden
up pops this frog
musta come from the sewer
swimmin aroun and tryin ta
climb up the sida the bowl
so I goes ta flushm down
and sohelpmegod he starts talkin
bout a golden ball
an how I can be a princess
me a princess
well my mouth drops
all the way to the floor
an he says
kiss me just kiss me
once on the nose
well I screams
ya little green pervert
an I hitsm with my mop
an has ta flush
the toilet down three times
me
a princess