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#182023 08/19/05 06:15 PM
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full moon.
people actions odd-er.
foolish words hurt.
look up and see-er.

#182024 08/19/05 06:46 PM
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O happy, fortunate, shining Sun, to see
your friend and mistress always face to face;
And happy Moon: Endymion's embrace
Waits you as honey stored awaits the bee!

#182025 08/19/05 06:56 PM
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Pretty heavy there, Vic wink

#182026 08/19/05 07:00 PM
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In the asylum
What I dream of at night:
the coolness of linen sheets
you laying next to me
caressing your naked back
with a hand that wants to soak in its
silkiness,
wants to cup your soft moon and
use its names to unlock the
the death defying madman
in my mind

#182027 08/19/05 07:13 PM
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There's a Polar Bear
In our Frigidaire -
He likes it 'cause it's cold in there.
With his seat in the meat
aAnd his face in the fish
And his big hairy paws
In the buttery dish.
He's nibbling on the noodles.
He's munching the rice.
He's slurping the soda.
He's licking the ice.
And he lets out a roar
If you open the door.
And it gives me a scare
To know he's in there -
That Polary Bear
In our Frigitydaire.


A fish and a bird can fall in love, but where will they build their nest?

#182028 08/19/05 07:15 PM
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sometimes ya Kant - sometimes ya Kan
looks like someone's been spending a little too much time w/ the Bard and some weird Latin dude! wink

#182029 08/19/05 07:18 PM
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Yea! a Shel Silverstein fan - now that I get!

I also like:
I eat my peas with honey
I've done it all my life
It makes the peas taste funny
But it keeps them on my knife!

#182030 08/19/05 07:38 PM
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LOL, law, I learned that one from my grandpa.

Do you like Katheryn Howd Machan too?

last night
im cleanin out my
howard jonsons ladies room
hazel when all of a sudden
up pops this frog
musta come from the sewer
swimmin aroun and tryin ta
climb up the sida the bowl
so I goes ta flushm down
and sohelpmegod he starts talkin
bout a golden ball
an how I can be a princess
me a princess
well my mouth drops
all the way to the floor
an he says
kiss me just kiss me
once on the nose
well I screams
ya little green pervert
an I hitsm with my mop
an has ta flush
the toilet down three times
me
a princess


A fish and a bird can fall in love, but where will they build their nest?

#182031 08/19/05 08:27 PM
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You are a sick group of people. :rolleyes:

#182032 08/19/05 08:37 PM
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never read anything by her - but I liked that one. Not much of a poetry fan - but I like childrens' books a lot - everyone should be silly sometimes! wink

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