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#182509 - 09/04/05 06:17 PM gay and david . confidential info
captjeff Offline
just spoke on the phone to gay ..all is well in my love shack .here is the answers to some of the rumors to some off the tall tales being spread all over sanpedro.

A.the loud noise late at night was the suround sound system blasting church muisc ,that was put on the the wrong channel hence the sounds yelling dear lord I am coming ,and such words as close to heaven ,soon etc. etc..was just that and not wild crazy acts of well you know what ..
B. the clinking of glasses day and night was not heavy partying but gay and david rearranging my one barrel rum collection and moving in five cases of beer back to there original spots in fridge top shelfs in there usual place of honor .as they where removed for the skim milk and cookies they purchased ..
C..the rumor that all fish left for mexcio because gay was going fishing is absolutely wrong ....It was just the full moon spawning and had nothing to they where scared for there lives ..
hope this sets the record straight for all you trouble makers .. as they are living paradise tomorrow ...but they do know how to live the dream big time,baby...
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#182510 - 09/05/05 03:14 PM Re: gay and david . confidential info
govikes Offline
Capt. Jeff, you are correct in all points, however, the rumors that your ceiling fans all need to be replaced are true, they are now so low they are only inches above the floor. Can't say what must have caused that....also, it is true David thinks you can put whole bananas in a jug of rum punch and the banana will just 'melt'. How he got it out of the jug we cannot say as there are no witnesses. As for all the rest of it, what happens on the island sometimes stays on the island (unless its too funny or eek not to). :p laugh eek wink

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#182511 - 09/05/05 06:35 PM Re: gay and david . confidential info
GAY AND DAVID Offline
we are on our way to tropic air, i will give a full and accurate trip report soon.
1. you cannot believe everything you read! ha!
2. the york family fishing blister is a tradition. but this time it was not me and IT WAS NOT A FISH!! I cleaned up - fishing report to follow.
3. you do not put the lime in the coconut, you put the banana in the jug.

had more fun than i can or am willing to tell.

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