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#183352 - 10/20/05 11:33 PM Thurs. Funny!
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#183353 - 10/21/05 01:01 AM Re: Thurs. Funny!
Gwennan Offline
Hey TQ! That was hilarious. I'm working on getting to SP soon so I can get our stand running! Hopefully I'll get at least a long weekend in before Christmas! Congrats again, on the Astros!

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#183354 - 10/21/05 03:58 PM Re: Thurs. Funny!
travelqueen Offline
oooooo when before Christmas, perhaps during Jazz Fest?? wink

Go Astros!!!

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#183355 - 10/23/05 03:28 AM Re: Thurs. Funny!
Kra-Z-K Offline
toooooooooo funny, one of the best email forwards ever.

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#183356 - 10/23/05 04:08 PM Re: Thurs. Funny!
Denny Shane Offline
OMG, I needed a good laugh this morning! This did it! eek
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#183357 - 10/26/05 03:04 AM Re: Thurs. Funny!
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Thanks travelqueen smile cool laugh wink
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#183358 - 10/26/05 10:03 PM Re: Thurs. Funny!
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Blond & Football...

Football FINALLY makes sense.......... A guy took his Blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench.

After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!

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#183359 - 10/26/05 11:03 PM Re: Thurs. Funny!
travelqueen Offline
Blond...

I was sitting at the counter in a diner recently,

next to a blond woman who was engrossed in readinng

her newspaper.



I noticed one of the headlines that blared:

"12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed." I could see that

she shook her head at the sad news as she read

the article.

Then, suddenly she turned and asked,

"How many is a Brazilian?"

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#183360 - 10/27/05 08:59 PM Re: Thurs. Funny!
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What's In A Name?


A man scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive woman standing alone.

He approached her and asked her name.

"My name is Carmen," she told him.

"That's a beautiful name," he said. "Did your mother give it to you?"

"No," she replied. "I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most in my life -- cars and men."

They continued to talk and finally she asked, "What's your name"?

"Beer Sex,"... he replied
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#183361 - 10/27/05 10:17 PM Re: Thurs. Funny!
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I am looking at these 2 pictures side by side and cannot tell the difference. There is suppose to be 3 things that are different in this pic. Help please!
http://members.home.nl/saen/Special/Zoeken.swf
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