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If mother-in-law number 1 is on an upper balconey and mother-in-law number 2 is on a lower balconey... mother-in-law number 1 jumps off her balconey and on the way dow to certain death she reaches out and grabs number 2 thereby pulling her to her death as well.

What is number 1 charged with?

a random act of kindness?

Question: If your ex-wife and her divorce attorney jump off a seven-story building at exactly the same time, who lands first?
Answer: Who cares!

#1 should be charged with "intentional destruction of a MIL".

Has the legal system gotten so far out of hand that there can be charges laid against a dead person?

As long as they can pay the lawyer!

HA HA HA!!! Aint that de truth? ....laugh.......

Guess the occupation keeps us in travel funds for Belize. ha ha ha.

you tell 'em, girl! Laugh all you want but my clients get their money's worth - even the dead ones

Hey Law: I agree, but hope you are talking about the estates of the dead ones!

Are you coming up to Sac anytime soon? My new office is right down the street from Starbucks.

of course I meant the estates everything I got is local right now - how's the new job? when are you coming to Fresno! My office is also right down the street from Starbucks - come to think of it - whose isn't