Here we go again. Let me write the entire thread in one single post to save everyone the trouble. Feel free to speculate which border would make which comment if this actually played out.
-- If you like that kind of thing, go to Mexico or Jamaica
-- It's okay if you do it discreetly
-- Maybe, but it offends the locals who are mostly Catholic and very conservative
-- Don't make a scene and all is well
-- Just call me and let me know where you'll be
-- (picture of sunbathing animal of some sort)
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