Portofino Resort- Now with a new BEACH BAR!!
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#186963 - 01/14/06 12:23 AM Solution
deacon+ Offline
A monorail run by topless lezbians serving pizza with GOOD cheese and of course Belikins.

#186964 - 01/14/06 12:29 AM Re: Solution
Otteralum Offline
LOL! Yes!!! That's it. Take down the board Marty, there's nothing left to say.
I will have a Belikin -- put it on klcman's tab.

#186965 - 01/14/06 12:29 AM Re: Solution
Chloe Offline
with a mud wrestling car too
Dare To Deviate

#186966 - 01/14/06 12:30 AM Re: Solution
deacon+ Offline
with gay midgets

#186967 - 01/14/06 12:31 AM Re: Solution
Kra-Z-K Offline
I agree with Chloe. good idea.

#186968 - 01/14/06 12:34 AM Re: Solution
Kristykins Offline

the gay midgets just did me in

*falls over laughing*
"If you find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere"

#186969 - 01/14/06 12:40 AM Re: Solution
reaper Offline
Only if Corona Steve is the tour guide! laugh

#186970 - 01/14/06 12:50 AM Re: Solution
deacon+ Offline
Should the monorail have a stop at hocaye ring

#186971 - 01/14/06 01:03 AM Re: Solution
Could we get one of the local time share guys to be the conductor? - it would take him off the street wink

#186972 - 01/14/06 01:06 AM Re: Solution
deacon+ Offline
will they distribute free week fliers???

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