I'll comp the 30 event tickets...dinner is on you! :p

Can I apply for the position of scorekeeper?

OK. And yes Hoochie, your'e at my table.

trust me....he won't like the duct tape

Just what are you going to tape up?

Hmmm.....a good start would be nose hairs
It's a slow process

Slow very slowly, does duct tape remove ear hairs quickly?

This will be more fun than the wrastl'n match!

Thanks anyway, but I can afford my own bar tabs and that way, I get to pick my drinking companions too.

I'll happily have drinks with Chloe and many, many others, but I draw the line at BP.

Darn...I was buying drinks AND dinner!!!!