finish the tunnel from TJ to AC. but before that could happen a Giant Harley

Davison tried to cross the still unfinished new bridge....

and landed 2MILESNORTHOFCUT, with rides

and a HUGE cake decorated with island flowers to celebrate the grand opening of the...

pedro sports bar north

in which the men in black are still looking for the culprit who almost took the lat bite of the jellyfish.

then then serve the cake at Pedros though find it is made of sand...

imagine that...just how many belikins would one have to drink to

find Chloe so drunk that suddenly she eats the cake anyways!

We'll have to ask Capt. Jeff who was lasrt seen at..