pose as Jehovah's Witnesses. When they knocked on the door . . .

I can't think of anything witty to contribute at the moment,but I just wanted to say this story is cracking me up! hahaha

They flashed Moma, then Papa came in and.......

asked if the new fantastic bartender was the Tart from Pedro's or Michelle Williams traveling under the....

witness protection program, that is now

in effect in San Pedro. This is a special witness protections plan that is dedicated to protecting...

Women and children from Bad Peter.

and most of the people who post on the board. Financially, it provides...

hearing this the two Captains...

Financially, it provides . . .
all the funds necessary for a lifetime supply of tasty sacred cow hamburgers and pizza with good non-Mennonite cheese. But the protected special witnesses are expected to provide their own . . .