Citty?

Can I get a ruling from Philly Todd?

Since Philly Todd is sleeping and dreaming about soft pretzels with mustard, I'll jump in and make a ruling. While I like Kra-Z's answer, I am leaning towards seashell's entry. However, I think I'll simply stand back and punt this question over to...

Francis Ford Coppola, who is on his way to AC, having purchased the movie rights to "Why not". Rumor has it that he intends to....

hold open casting calls on AC to fill all the parts. First up is...

....Heath Ledger auditioning for the part of a Broke-ass Expat trying to con Pedroone out of a warm pint of extra strong rum to soothe his back pain.

"This is a pain in the back kinda business", Pedro said as he slipped on his fedora as he got ready to audition for the part of...

..Hello Kitty...
What is the deal with this Hello Kitty? Grown up? Stickers?

and after Malibu read the thread....she ripped off Pedro's fedora which was mysteriously lined with, uh, and gave it to...

Teenah's crazy ass sister named Carla who is so excited to come to San Pedro that she...

By the way....you really ARE a crazy ass.

and as the story takes a very sharp turn to the right and then to the left, Denny, our world bon vivant, leaps in and says: