Once boredom and apathy has set in, the last word is left hanging, to wither on the vine.

I recently took up a speed reading class here in Houston. I came here this morning to try out what I have learned. As you know with speed reading you do not read every word, just an assortment... below is what I read:

People won't participate... since they keep getting yanked.

Karmin pregnancy going around, a dirty skirt.

...the one that got pulled around midnight last night.

are you pregnant?

I'm not pregnant

that was pretty much it but it got yanked.

I will explain to everyone.

Who asked you to pull it?

I obliged & pulled.And no I will not say who

me thinks your pulling people's chains now.

So, OK, I won't pull it until someone asks me to do so

Gotta pull it.

I still feel queasy

Chain yanking makes you feel queasy?

NO, DO NOT PULL IT. YOU CAN'T, YOU WON'T, NO NO NO.


I think maybe I need to go ask for my money back...

Well, you missed the part about deacon advising SS to use protection which we thought was a bit odd but it was "yanked".

Yes, and I thought it was quite Christian of him to be thinking of my wellbeing that way.

I was a bit worried there for a second or two that this thread might degenerate . . .but it looks like it's going to be just fine.

hmmm TQ, now how could I have over-looked yankin and protection?