Portofino Resort- Now with a new BEACH BAR!!
Page 1 of 3 1 2 3 >
Topic Options
#190683 - 02/23/06 11:35 PM Lawyers
Ernie B Offline
I would like to bring a lawyer home for dinner. Does anybody know how to cook one?
Gun Control is Hitting Your Target.

#190684 - 02/24/06 12:28 AM Re: Lawyers
Belikin Bill Offline
Hey Ernie

I have heard that they are now primarily using lawyers for lab testing. 3 main reasons:

1. There is way to many of them.
2. No one cares if you lose one.
3. There where some things rats would not do.

#190685 - 02/24/06 12:34 AM Re: Lawyers
Ernie B Offline
Well Bill, everyone 'Must' have a lawyer, but she must cook, do all the house work, take care of the kids,and bring home at least 300K so I can play golf, travel and generally just screw around. Whatta think?
Gun Control is Hitting Your Target.

#190686 - 02/24/06 12:45 AM Re: Lawyers
LaurieMar Offline
ha ha ha, you guys are just too funny - sound just like my dad - - who by the way financed my law school education and also happens to be the KING of lawyer jokes! Fortunately, you got this shark on an excellent day as I just prevailed on a major case and got it dismissed! I deserve a shot of Vitamin T tonight and that is just what I am going to do.

#190687 - 02/24/06 12:55 AM Re: Lawyers
Laurie - you go girl! congrats! think I'll join ya in one! laugh

E - you are pushin' it man - lucky for you, ya don't need a lawyer, cause way I hear it, that's the life you lead already! :p

#190688 - 02/24/06 01:32 AM Re: Lawyers
Ernie B Offline
Hey, I won today too. Had a great toe wedge working. I wanted to go to law school, but their books had no pictures in them.
Gun Control is Hitting Your Target.

#190689 - 02/24/06 02:01 AM Re: Lawyers
travelqueen Offline
E! You leave Law alone! Ok... mebbe just a little teasin'! laugh

#190690 - 02/24/06 02:05 AM Re: Lawyers
LaurieMar Offline
A shot of Vitamin T in hand. Cheerz Law (oh, and you too Ernie!). Now the day would end fantastic if the Kings would cream the Lakers tonight!

#190691 - 02/24/06 02:30 AM Re: Lawyers
Belikin Bill Offline

I think your on your own. I mean I was just kidding. Be careful before we know they will have us on billed time. I wonder which clients LaurieMar and Law charge their board time to? laugh laugh

#190692 - 02/24/06 02:32 AM Re: Lawyers
Hey LM - just raised my glass to ya!
E - visual learner, are ya? :rolleyes: :p
TQ - please don't encourage him wink

Page 1 of 3 1 2 3 >

Click for excellent scuba lessons with Elbert Greer!

Things to do

Daily News
Daily Weather

Classified Ads
San Pedro Sun
Ambergris Today
SP Town Council
Channel 7
Channel 5
Love FM
The Reporter
Caye Caulker

TV Newscasts
Radio Stations

Click for our
Search thousands of Belizean-only websites

Event Guides
Event Calendar
Specials & Events
Things to Do
iTravel Belize
Paradise Theater

San Pedro Scoop!
Tia Chocolate
My Beautiful Belize
I-Travel Belize
Belize Adventure
Belize Hub
Romantic Travel
Bound for Belize
Conch Creative
As The Coconuts Drop
More Blogs...
Search thousands of Belizean-only websites
Chaa Creek is an award-winning luxury Belize Resort, rated as one of the worlds best Eco Lodges. We are a pioneer in adventure travel to Belize since 1981!
White Sands Dive Shop - 5 Star PADI Dive Facility - Daily diving, SCUBA instruction and Snorkeling
Caribbean Inspired All Natural Condiments & Spice Blends, Over 100 are Gluten Free!
We manage a variety of homes, apartments, condos and commercial properties here on Ambergris Caye. Our minimum lease on ALL properties is six months.
Conch Shell Inn: All rooms are right on the beach in the heart of San Pedro, so within walking distance to anything and everything!!
Lilí Alphonse has snorkel equipment to fit anyone as well as Marine Park Tickets and flotation devices to assist those not as experienced.
Coastal Xpress offers a daily scheduled ferry run to most resorts, restaurants and private piers on the island of Anbergris Caye. We also offer  private and charter water taxi service.
Mini Chat

Cayo Espanto
Click for Cayo Espanto, and have your own private island
More Links
Click for exciting and adventurous tours of Belize with Katie Valk!
1 2 3 4 5 6 7
8 9 10 11 12 13 14
15 16 17 18 19 20 21
22 23 24 25 26 27 28
29 30 31
Who's Online
1 registered (1 invisible), 53 Guests and 7 Spiders online.
Key: Admin, Global Mod, Mod
Forum Stats
18,712 Registered Members
44 Forums
64,331 Topics
463,104 Posts

Most users ever online: 1,262 @ 06/10/07 07:16 PM

AmbergrisCaye.com CayeCaulker.org HELP! Visitor Center Goods & Services San Pedro Town
BelizeSearch.com Message Board Lodging Diving Fishing Things to Do History
BelizeNews.com Maps Phonebook Belize Business Directory
BelizeCards.com SanPedroDaily.com Picture of the Day

The opinions and views expressed on this board are the subjective opinions of Ambergris Caye Message Board members
and not of the Ambergris Caye Message Board its affiliates, or its employees.