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#190683 02/23/06 05:35 PM
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I would like to bring a lawyer home for dinner. Does anybody know how to cook one?

#190684 02/23/06 06:28 PM
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Hey Ernie

I have heard that they are now primarily using lawyers for lab testing. 3 main reasons:

1. There is way to many of them.
2. No one cares if you lose one.
3. There where some things rats would not do.

#190685 02/23/06 06:34 PM
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Well Bill, everyone 'Must' have a lawyer, but she must cook, do all the house work, take care of the kids,and bring home at least 300K so I can play golf, travel and generally just screw around. Whatta think?

#190686 02/23/06 06:45 PM
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ha ha ha, you guys are just too funny - sound just like my dad - - who by the way financed my law school education and also happens to be the KING of lawyer jokes! Fortunately, you got this shark on an excellent day as I just prevailed on a major case and got it dismissed! I deserve a shot of Vitamin T tonight and that is just what I am going to do.

#190687 02/23/06 06:55 PM
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Laurie - you go girl! congrats! think I'll join ya in one! laugh

E - you are pushin' it man - lucky for you, ya don't need a lawyer, cause way I hear it, that's the life you lead already! :p

#190688 02/23/06 07:32 PM
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Hey, I won today too. Had a great toe wedge working. I wanted to go to law school, but their books had no pictures in them.

#190689 02/23/06 08:01 PM
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E! You leave Law alone! Ok... mebbe just a little teasin'! laugh

#190690 02/23/06 08:05 PM
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A shot of Vitamin T in hand. Cheerz Law (oh, and you too Ernie!). Now the day would end fantastic if the Kings would cream the Lakers tonight!

#190691 02/23/06 08:30 PM
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Erine

I think your on your own. I mean I was just kidding. Be careful before we know they will have us on billed time. I wonder which clients LaurieMar and Law charge their board time to? laugh laugh

#190692 02/23/06 08:32 PM
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Hey LM - just raised my glass to ya!
E - visual learner, are ya? :rolleyes: :p
TQ - please don't encourage him wink

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