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January: took the new scarf I got for Christmas back to the store because it was just too tight!

February: Fired from my pharmacy job for failing to print labels - darn bottles kept jamming the printer.

March: Extremely excited because I finished a large jigsaw puzzle in 6 months - and the box said "2-4 yrs"! Ha!

April: Trapped on an escalator for hours when a spring storm knocked the power out!

May: Tried to make Kool Aid, but I'll be darned if 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!

June: Kept trying to go water skiing but could not find a lake with a slope.

July: Lost the breast stroke swimming competition. I learned later that all the other swimmers cheated - they also were using their freakin arms.

August: Got locked out of a car in rain storm which ruined the car since I had left the top down.

September: The capital of California is "C", isn't it?

October: Quit eating M & Ms. . .they are just too hard to peel.

November: Ruined Thanksgiving turkey after baking it for 4-1/2 hours, but the instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108.

December: Christmas tree catches on fire, buring the house after I could not call 911. Where the heck is the "eleven" button the phone?

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Made my day.....thank you!

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Me too!

Bambi the Brunette
(with more than a little gray) :p

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Bimbicle. :rolleyes:

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I'm so blonde that I had to think about that escalator situation for more than a few minutes. Sigh.


A fish and a bird can fall in love, but where will they build their nest?

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Bimbecile?


A fish and a bird can fall in love, but where will they build their nest?

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Bimbecile. = really dumb bimbo

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Does that mean Bimbsicle = really cold bimbo?

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bimbo on a stick?

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i think bimbo on a stick would be "bimpaled". so, then "bimcycle" would be a bibmbo with wheels?

laurie, what is the male eqivilent of a bimbo? (dumb jock? steroid boy? mid-life crisis man?) it sounds more likely a man would encounter the events of that year. (uh, guys, present company excluded, of course). we women are far too intelligent.

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