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#191981 - 03/21/06 07:36 PM Balderdash II
San Pedro Daily Offline
So there is something good that can come out of confessions!

A priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years
in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the
congregation was chosen to make the presentation and give a little
speech at the dinner. He was delayed so the priest decided to say
his own few words while they waited.
"I got my first impression of the parish from the first confession
I heard here. I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place.
The very first person who entered my confessional told me he had
stolen a television set and, when stopped by the police, had almost
murdered the officer. He had stolen money from his parents,
embezzled from his place of business, had an affair with his boss's
wife, taken illegal drugs, and gave VD to his sister. I was
appalled. But as the days went on I knew that my people were not
all like that and I had, indeed, come to a fine parish full of good
and loving people."...
Just as the priest finished his talk, the politician arrived full
of apologies at being late. He immediately began to make the
presentation and give his talk. "I'll never forget the first day
our parish priest arrived," said the politician. "In fact, I had
the honor of being the first one to go to him in confession."


#191982 - 03/23/06 09:13 PM Re: Balderdash II

A 6 year old and his 4 year old brother are upstairs in their bedroom.
"You know what?' says the 6 year old. "I think it's about time we start cursing."
The 4 year old nods his head in approval.
The six year old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna sa something with "HELL", and you say something with "ASS".
The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
When their mother walks in the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast.
He replies, "Aw Hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some cheerios".
WHACK! She smacks him, he flies off the chair, tumbles to the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. She locks him in his room. "You can stay in there until I let you out"!
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice "And what do you want for breakfast"?
"I don't know", he replies, "but you can bet your ass it ain't cheerios"!

#191983 - 03/30/06 06:51 PM Re: Balderdash II
NYgal Offline

#191984 - 03/30/06 07:35 PM Re: Balderdash II

#191985 - 03/30/06 07:41 PM Re: Balderdash II
klcman Offline
laugh laugh laugh
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#191986 - 03/30/06 08:41 PM Re: Balderdash II
Ernie B Offline
Gun Control is Hitting Your Target.

#191987 - 03/30/06 08:42 PM Re: Balderdash II
Ernie B Offline
And, what are u grinning about, Dude?
Gun Control is Hitting Your Target.

#191988 - 03/30/06 08:46 PM Re: Balderdash II
deacon+ Offline

#191989 - 03/30/06 09:11 PM Re: Balderdash II
hey - good advice is what it is wink

right, deac?

#191990 - 03/30/06 09:21 PM Re: Balderdash II
klcman Offline
and free?
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But then what do I know, I am but a mere caveman

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