As a handcuff neophyte, I will take your word for it. The mister will be very pleased.

Ah Bobber -- I wasn't questioning your fashion sense, just that wifey took my wallet from me two years in -- haven't seen it since.

Otter, how long you been married? Didn't anyone tell you that you are supposed to keep a decoy wallet? Did you skip the marriage course or something? :rolleyes: Women out there, ask your hubbies about the decoy wallet, they will feign ignorance. This is what they are supposed to do.

(head hung in shame)

Buck up Otter, all is not lost

All I have to say is that if you have to resort to bribery, you're not doing it right! :p