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Dang it! I hate when the judge falls asleep during my summation - it's (almost) never a good sign!

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Attorney: Judge you wouldn't be falling asleep if I were naked during my summation.

Me: Honey, if you were naked, you wouldn't be giving a summation. eek

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That sounds like the Jerry Springer version of People's Court.


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Now, Judge, I know you had to take those classes where they taught you that you are not permitted to call counsel "honey" from the bench.

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IS that a gavel he's got there Law????? eek

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Who said I was on the bench at the time. We were in chambers and she was taking dication. eek

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Ya, eek and so was Bill Clinton :p

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CUCUI, don't use those ole chicken eggs, get chocolate bunny eggs. let me tell you how long they last, , , , , about 2 minutes from the time i see them! laugh

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I'm free, I'm free, I'm free!!!! Whoopeee!! At least for now.


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just smell them and taste a tiny bit and you should know.

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