I've gotten myself into a real pickle here.

I have accepted an invitation to go to a party Saturday night. When I accepted I forgot that I had previously agreed to join some friends for an entire weekend get-a-way.

See my conundrum? Did I spell that correctly?

I have put down on paper my criteria:

Female to male ratios for each party. Am I going about this the wrong way?

What are YOUR plans for this weekend?

I'm taking care of a couple "pre-teens" for a family that has not been out in two years. I am paying their way and watching the children.

I am nutz and loving at the same time.

Does that make me Sybil or do I still need more personalities

No comments from the peanutbutter club

Which venue has more pickle potential, or was that a Freudian slip?

are you looking at my slip...

it's all in the timing

NY, I think those parents might need a chaperone too.

Nyg, you must be a saint.
We're leaving tonight for 5 days in Edmonton.
Betty's sister is getting married. :rolleyes:
We're taking the laptop so I can keep an eye on all youse guys.
Happy trails to you, till we meet againnnnn.
Yo Denny; I think you have the right idea.hahaha.

denny,
1. do you already have a date?
2. do you need a date?
3. do you like to play bingo that you can drink tequila while playing?
4. DO YOU LIKE HOT TUBS?

Gay... thank you for the questionaire on my dating practices... I've tried to answer your questions as honestly as I could:

1. Do I have a date? Why no I don't. I thought I could turn on the charm at either event and shag, err snag a date.

2. Do I need a date? Let me ask just how much will this date cost me? and is it by the hour or minute?

3. Tequila and bingo eh? I know the old ladies at church like a little bouron and water during bingo. Is this the same?

4. Hot tubs? I love hot tubs. I am banned from a lot of them because hot tub and clothing do not mix well. Threads clogg up the draining system. And God only knows how much I hate to clogg things up.

Any other questions?

Denny, no clogging in hot tubs, bad form.

I'm in for Tequila and bingo
Hot tubs! whoohoo
Floozie dresses?????