Ha ah ah ah ah aha! I just received this fwd from a gial friend...
The world's shortest fairy tale:
Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy "Will you marry me?" The guy said, "No" and the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, stayed skinny and farted whenever she wanted.
I have been formally indoctrinated that explains the event as delicate, fleecy clouds of perfumed air that fly out like angels on wings--accompanied by harp music.
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