pls allow me to be the first to wish all of the mothers out there "A GREAT BIG HAPPY MOTHERS DAY"


Why God made moms: answers given by elementary
> school age children to
> >the following questions... Be sure to read the
> story at the end.....
> >
> >Why did God make mothers?
> >1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch
> tape is.
> >2. Mostly to clean the house.
> >3. To help us out of there when we were getting
> born.
> >
> >How did God make mothers?
> >1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
> >2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
> >3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me.
> He just used bigger
> >parts.
> >
> >What ingredients are mothers made of?
> >1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair
> and everything nice
> >in the world and one dab of mean.
> >2. They had to get their start from men's bones.
> Then they mostly use
> >string, I think.
> >
> >Why did God give you your mother and not some other
> Mom?
> >1. We're related.
> >2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other
> people's moms like me.
> >
> >What kind of little girl was your Mom?
> >1. My Mom has always been my Mom and none of that
> other stuff.
> >2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my
> guess would be pretty
> >bossy.
> >3. They say she used to be nice.
> >
> >What did Mom need to know about dad before she
> married him?
> >1. His last name.
> >2. She had to know his background. Like is he a
> crook? Does he get
> >drunk on beer?
> >3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO
> to drugs and YES
> >to chores?
> >
> >Why did your Mom marry your dad?
> >1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world.
> And my Mom eats a lot.
> >2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
> >3. My grandma says that Mom! didn't have her
> thinking cap on.
> >
> >Who's the boss at your house?
> >1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to
> because dad's such a
> >goofball.
> >2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees
> the stuff under the
> >bed.
> >3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot
> more to do than dad.
> >
> >What's the difference between moms and dads?
> >1. Moms work at work & work at home, & dads just go
> to w ork at work.
> >2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without
> scaring them.
> >3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all
> the real power 'cause
> >that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over
> at your friend's.
> >Moms have magic, the y make you feel better without
> medicine.
> >
> >What does your Mom do in her spare time?
> >1. Mothers don't do spare time.
> >2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day
> long.
> >
> >What would it take to make your Mom perfect?
> >1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I
> think some kind of
> >plastic surgery.
> >2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe b lue.
> >
> >If you could change one thing about your Mom, what
> would it be?
> >1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my
> room clean. I'd get
> >rid of that.
> >2. I'd make my Mom smarter. Then she would know it
> was my sister who
> >did it and not me.
> >3. I would like for her to get rid of those
> invisible eyes on her back.
> >