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#196156 - 05/25/06 12:17 PM Men are Like....
Bzedoll Offline
1. Men are like ........Laxatives ...... They irritate the shit out of you.

2. Men are like ........ Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like ........ Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them..

4. Men are like ........ Blenders ..... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like ....... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like ....... Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like ........ Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8. Men are like ........ Government Bonds ..... They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like ....... Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like ....... Popcorn . ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like . Snowstorms ............. You never know when they're coming,how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like ........ Lava Lamps ..... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like ........ Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

#196157 - 05/25/06 12:34 PM Re: Men are Like....
mikeh375 Offline
Ah, stereotypes! Four words I learned not to use when talking about people...everybody, nobody, never, always. :p
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#196158 - 05/25/06 01:08 PM Re: Men are Like....
Kra-Z-K Offline
GIALLLLLLLLLLLL R U VEX WIT ME? I have something small fa u gial. Hugs.

#196159 - 05/25/06 01:09 PM Re: Men are Like....
Kra-Z-K Offline
I like the one about chocolate, lol.

#196160 - 05/25/06 01:18 PM Re: Men are Like....
mikeh375 Offline
Why is it that so many women meet the "man of their dreams", get married, then spend the rest of their life trying to change him? Well, at least up until the divorce. confused

Joan and I have been married almost 31 years, and although neither likes everything that the other does, it's part of the package that the other married. cool

Bzedoll, I'm not getting on your case here. I like a good joke as much as the next person. smile
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#196161 - 05/25/06 01:19 PM Re: Men are Like....
Catatonic Motivator Offline
Men are like...the bank...usually. :p
* I Go Pogo *

#196162 - 05/25/06 01:24 PM Re: Men are Like....
Kra-Z-K Offline
lol in the old days over 10 yrs ago.

#196163 - 05/25/06 01:57 PM Re: Men are Like....
Jackie22 Offline
My guy-friend sent this to me... funny!

The Guys' Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down, the guys' side of
the story.
(I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear "the rules "
From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1"
1. Men ARE not mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's what
we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to
act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways
makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not! A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We
have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will Be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like
nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you
don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is fine...
Really .

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to
discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation,
or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;

#196164 - 05/25/06 02:38 PM Re: Men are Like....
can't live with 'em,
can't kill 'em!

#196165 - 05/25/06 02:39 PM Re: Men are Like....
mikeh375 Offline
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh
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